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《地心历险记2:神秘岛》是一部根据17岁肖恩·安德森收到的一组发自无人知晓的神秘岛密码求救信号改编的历险电影。故事围绕着肖恩和他的继父汉克展开,两人受信号吸引,踏上了一段南太平洋之行,最终来到了一座鲜为人知的岛屿。在那里,他们遇到了直升机驾驶员嘎巴托以及他美丽、坚强的女儿凯兰尼,四人共同展开了寻岛之旅。

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Sean:嘿,怎么样?你好吗?

Kailani:嗯,除了你把我们困在这个愚蠢的岛上之外,一切都好。

Sean:很好。那么,我想说,你知道吗,有时候我们可以一起出去玩或者什么的......如果你愿意的话。

Kailani:我怀疑你的“好玩”和我心目中的“好玩”是两个完全不同的概念。

Sean:我不知道。你周末喜欢做什么?

Kailani:收集和标记软体动物。

Sean:真的吗?我也喜欢。我对软体动物非常感兴趣。

Kailani:是吗?

Sean:是的。

Kailani:那你最喜欢哪一个?我最喜欢的是Mxyzptlk螺。

Sean:你不会相信的,但那就是我最喜欢的。

Kailani:

Sean:

I just made that up. Mxyzptlk isn't a snail. It's one of Superman's archenemies.

Hank:

Way to slay the heart.

Sean:

Whatever.

Hank:

Getting the attention of a woman is one of the hardest things to do.

Sean:

All right. So, what do I do, Casanova?

Hank:

I been waiting a long time to have this talk with you, buddy. There are three things you need to know about understanding girls. Number One: Don't follow your instincts. Any other area in life - instincts will get you there. Not with women. So whatever you think you should do, do the opposite.

Number Two: You need to be open and sensitive. Women don't want a man just because he's big and strong and has abs like mine. No, they want a thinker, they want a feeler. They want someone who can understand them. Women want a man who is in touch with his most inner emotions. And the third thing is the most important of all. It's something that women have responded to for thousands of years.

Sean:

Well, tell me.

You have got to do this.

Sean:

What is that?

Hank:

That is the pec pop of love. Now, go on and throw a berry.

Sean:

No.

Hank:

Go on and throw a berry. There are some behind you. Grab one and throw it. Don't be afraid, they aren't going to bite. Boom. Go ahead, grab a bunch. Rapid-fire now.

Sean:

I'm not doing rapid-fire.

Hank:

They will not stop until you feed them.

Sean:

Feed them? No.

Hank:

Feed them, they're hungry.

Gabato:

I'll feed them.

Hank:

Attaboy. Come and get some.

Gabato:

Okay, you ready? Ready? Here we go. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Sean:

Stop.

Gabato:Ready? This one's special.

Hank:Make this one count.

Gabato:Mmm.No way, that's awesome.

Sean:Stop encouraging him.

Gabato:It's a gift.He has a gift.Hank:Sean, it works every time.