Merrill Whooly:[on cell-phone handset] Betty! No, I'm in the car. I'm going to pick up Jenna at the ferry. She came home to spend Halloween with her brother. Is that true love or what?
Douglas "Dougie" Whooly:
Jenna's my girlfriend. I'm going to marry her.
Merrill Whooly:
He says he's going to marry her. I don't think they got up to the word "incest" in third grade yet.
Douglas "Dougie" Whooly:
You said "sex!"
Merrill Whooly:
[to Dougie] I said "incest," and don't be so stupid - play your game! [covers her mouth after realizing that her young son is in the car with her]
Douglas "Dougie" Whooly:
Just let him go back to Hell!
Jenna Whooly:
He killed Daddy his ass is *fuckin'* grass!
Mrs. Sylvia Tishbaum:
Where did you get that coat? Looks like you robbed it from a Hasid!
Jenna Whooly:
When we were trick-or-treating, Satan killed Alex's father.
Douglas "Dougie" Whooly:
We were trick-or-treating and he threw a guy out a window.
Jenna Whooly:
Was it a big brick house?
[Dougie nods]
Jenna Whooly:
That man was Alex's father.
Douglas "Dougie" Whooly:
Yeah, he was.
Jenna Whooly:
[pauses]
[her jaw drops]
Jenna Whooly:
AND JESUS IS SATAN!
