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Hey buddy, I wanted to cheer you up, so I got you a gift.It looks just like the one my abuela got me that I lost. It is that one. I stole it a few weeks ago with your fingerprints to get your fingerprints and fix this identity theft thing I was doing.
Thanks? But I dont need cheering up. I spent all weekend trying to figure out how the Douglas kids can stay at Bayside, and I think I got some pretty interesting ideas.Lock front door of Douglas, hide key in piggy bank. Other ones are better than others.I also started a petition and I left a message for someone named Roberta at the Department of Education.
I just figured in the last few months Ive managed to change things at Bayside. Whos to say I cant change the world? Youre right youve had a huge impact here. 难以想象要是你没有来这所学校会怎么样. I couldnt even imagine if you never came to this school.
高中学生会会长贝赛德马克超强曼德里克老师：我没有做作业。哦-哎呀，麦克纳女士，我没做家庭作业。作业？我们没作业。因为你废除了作业， o, wise leader. 对啦，我忘了。看看我还做了什么。学术书籍交流[划掉]美妙屁hearts;股hearts;交流马特：我是你的贝赛德搭档。嘿，马特，我是你的Bayside Buddy。我刚从肆意亲热高中撞过来。我刚刚转来这里从Make Out High。想闯进托德曼的车好好学习吗？当然了Duh。什么Whats that?我们午餐有美味小圆包吃Were having dyno nuggets for lunch?我会永生的Im going to live forever。我很抱歉Im so sorry.我没想到没有你的I did not think that fantasy sequence人生后果会这么棒about life without you would be so dope.没事的Its okay.救命下课铃我为要被赶出去的学生们感到生气I am so pissed about the kids being forced out.不仅是那些会打球的厉害选手...不是只有那些玩运动的酷孩子--还有那些小袋子even the little nerds.家长协会觉得重开道格拉斯The PTA thinks its such a great ideato re
